Albert, an auto mechanic is listening to a radio broadcast about a society based on the "coordinated cooperation of ants". He becomes excited about the idea, and becomes a little careless. The hood of the car, crashes down on his head, knocking him out cold. While unconcious, he dreams about being a worker among ants in the state-controlled nation of Antrolia. At first he is enthusiastic, but soon becomes disenchanted. When he threatens to strike, the soldier ants drag him before a firing squad. Just as he is being executed, he wakes up. He jumps into the car, races to the radio station and assaults the speaker, who is still extolling the virtures of state-planning boards and a controlled, planned economy. The speech, on red paper, flies into the air, as the mechanic grabs the microphone to give the audience "the real low-down on them ants".

Oh, the weather outside is frightful... so get out there and start doing some stupid stuff in cars. Yes, whether it's racing a rally car against a bobsleigh, playing ice hockey with tiny Suzukis, or seeing if a Ferrari can get you from Britain to the ski slopes quicker than a plane, Top Gear has always been at the cutting edge of cold-weather, car-based messing about. Can a combine harvester be turned into a snow plough? What happens if you ski-jump a rocket-powered Mini? Does a Jaguar estate make a good ski lift? This collection sees Jeremy, James and Richard - a trio well versed in trading on thin ice - answering these vital questions, and more besides. Uniting, for the first time, some of the best Top Gear winter adventures, it's a snowy, slippery celebration of all things sub-zero. When the temperature plummets, the fun begins...

Story of an extraordinary musician, violinist, who was famous, but his alcoholism led him to poverty. Now he is playing time from time to rich people. Then Albert meets count Delesov, who tries to change Albert's life. Two different characters, two ways of life confront... Will Albert change? Should he?

Albert is the story of a tiny Douglas fir tree named Albert who has big dreams of becoming Empire City's most famous Christmas tree. When the search for this year's tree is announced, Albert believes he has found his calling and hits the road with his two best friends, Maisie the persistently positive plam tree, and Gene the abrasive and blisteringly honest weed, to fulfill his destiny. With a few prickly situations along the way, and Cactus Pete out to stop him, Albert learns the true meaning of Christmas.

When Albert's best friend Egon goes missing, Albert embarks on an adventure to find him. Along the way he meets Sabrina and together they must save Egon.

Already his first shots in the depopulated, zasnezené elegant boulevard of St. Petersburg off the television film Albert unusual attention to themselves. The particular personality of Czech cinema, director Frantisek Vlácil, the creator of such opuses as Marketa Lazarova, under a novel by Vladislav Vancura, Valley of bees, Adelheid, devils past, nakrútil in 1985, according to the script Dusan Mita adaptation of the same stories of Russian classic literature, 19th Leo Nikolayevich Tolstého century. At the heart of the narrative is extremely talented musician Albert, former first violinist, St. Petersburg Opera, now the user and slag, living on the margins of society. There is in the aristocratic salons tolerated as a visitor, although his game can sincerely all amazed. Nevertheless, the social situation has changed. Love flare to the vysokopostavenym we, the wife of a general, once it has prepared the place in the theater. Since then, the fate to him, stood back. During the one party with Anna Ivanovna Zora Kolínska Albert deliver a literate count Delesova Jan drake, which has decided to change his menial life. Invite him to stay in his house, entrusts him to the custody of the bona fide servant Zachara Peter Debnár, encourages him to drink longer, and he was music. Tries to arrange his return to the musical tide - the opera orchestra. Since that time we follow the conflict of two nature and the two approaches to life. Deles is sporiadany, decent man, but without imagination. I think it is possible to rehabilitate the second, that it will improve the material conditions. Neurotic Albert, endowed with an uncommon talent and artistic imagination, but a tendency to own destruction, to them, and later openly prevents Delesovym intent. Feel threatened in the inner freedom. Replaced a comfortable cage for the lonely exile middle zafúkanych, ice Square exhibition of Orthodox churches and palaces? Story Albert, who comes from a very early period Tolstého making, deals with the universal problem of the relationship exceptional artist and society. Inspiration offered by the writer's own experience, when invited him into the Jasna Polana musician Rudolf Kiesewettera. Existenciálne despair God obdarovaného underprivileged, depending on your choice superficial and limited the ruler convincingly played Jaroslav Filip. In the image, the quality of which appreciated in 1989 and the International Television Festival in Tokyo A particular price for the jury, created by one of its best film roles.

Albert Fish, the horrific true story of elderly cannibal, sadomasochist, and serial killer, who lured children to their deaths in Depression-era New York City. Distorting biblical tales, Albert Fish takes the themes of pain, torture, atonement and suffering literally as he preys on victims to torture and sacrifice.

Monsieur Albert is a very elegant and much-appreciated butler. One day he falls in love with a client, Sylvia Robertson, and follows her to a winter sports resort. Sylvia does not recognize him and imagines that he is related to a king who goes incognito.

Accompanied by the London Philharmonic Orchestra, composer Benjamin Britten's satirical look at life in an English market town delivers plenty of laughs. When Lady Billows (Patricia Johnson) realizes no girls in town are worthy of the May Queen title, she crowns virtuous Albert Herring (John Graham-Hall), the greengrocer's son, as the village's May King. The comic opera features a strong ensemble cast including Alan Opie and Felicity Palmer.

Alfons Åberg lives with his father and the cat Pussel.